Ghettosled- 01

Lincoln Continental Mark VI from the early 80's?

It was parked across the street from my porch so I had to investigate.

It was quite lengthy, with a soft top.

One of those miniature Coronas (Coronita) was sitting on the curb next to it. Chothen indeed!

The emblem is also reminiscent of a crucifix. A true holy-roller.

Note the inner emblem within the blinker, so clever.
The flip-up headlights are key to headlight safety.
The heated "emblemized" mirrors evoke pure luxury.
There is nothing cooler than a great white shark with big ol' gills up on the side of it.
The keyless security system has weathered the elements quite well and surely still works. I bet if you push the last 2 buttons the car will open.
You gotta park these sleds real close to the curbs... to clean the white stripes.

A weathered monogram on the passenger side door lets people know that this is your door, and lets other passengers know that they are on your turf.
And remember, shiny tape looks just like chrome.
You can roll deep in the hood with one of these.

By the way... I found the brochure... (click here)